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The Recommendation Paradox

We live in a time where options for the consumption of entertainment media is extremely saturated. We have never had more choice.

So much so, that the general person typically requires a significantly high level of encouragement from a variety of sources to reach the threshold of “giving in” to a recommendation by consuming the piece of media in question.

The problem is, the threshold is so high, that by the time one “gives in” they are often disappointed, as often no piece of media is able to meet the exaggerated levels of hype required to push the person to consume it in the first place.

Thus, the human race is effectively broken in our capacity to effectively deliver recommendations as there only exists two states. Underselling, and overselling.
“Jono has been telling me to play Hades like everyday for the past 6 months, I finally gave in and it wasn’t that good.”

“Well I guess that’s just the recommendation paradox for ya!”

recommendacious 

Exhibiting or characteristic of the sort of exaggeration or outright lying that has become commonplace in recommending someone for a position.
Boss 1: Remember Jason, that former employee of yours whom I hired based on your glowing recommendation?
Boss 2 (nervously): Hmm, I have a faint recollection...
Boss 1: I'll bet you do! You told me he was an excellent worker--never left his seat for a moment!
Boss 2: Mmm. Yes, I may have said something of the sort...
Boss 1: But you didn't tell me that his seat was located in the coffee room!
Boss 2: I must admit to being slightly recommendacious.
recommendacious by Nomen Nescio April 30, 2008

recommendated 

i dont recommendate that

is it not recommendated?
recommendated by mindgxmes.exe March 12, 2021

Recommendation syndrome 

When someone feels the need to recommend everything they have going on. Games, movies, artists.
Combined with Recency bias, this can get repetitive in the long run.
"The Witcher 3 is such a good video game dude. You need to play it! "
"Nah, Im busy. You got the Recommendation syndrome" (bro is literally just watching YouTube 24/7)

"You have time DAWG, stop the cap and play it." (btw witcher 3 is fr the goat)

The Recommendation Clause

If someone recommends a show to you, it is stated under the Recommendation Clause that they must finish it alongside you.
My friend wouldn't stop recommending JoJo's bizarre adventure to me but now he refuses to watch anything past part 3, thus breaking the Recommendation Clause.
The Recommendation Clause by Joood September 25, 2020

Crackhead recommendations

When YouTube gives you insane recommendations
Ed: welcome back to crackhead recommendations, there is a femboy having sex with his mom and getting pegged by his grandma