Purell Junkie 

One who uses Purell in excess, and for multiple purposes.

Guy: Let's have sex.
Girl: Okay, but only if you Purell your weenie first.
Guy: Dammit b**ch, you're such a Purell junkie.

Purell Junkie by NICONICONICOLAS November 11, 2009

Purell Hand Sanitizer 

You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.

"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"

Purell Hand Sanitizer by hendooshie January 31, 2018

purell sure

When you're 99.99% sure of something

I'm purell sure that she's taken, dude

purell sure by caterpillarcock March 31, 2011

Purell Necklace 

The result when you're trying to dispense hand sanitizer from a bottle where the nozzle is all clogged up and suddenly it shoots all over your chest

This cheap hand sanitizer keeps drying out—I've accidentally given myself three Purell Necklaces this week! At least it dries quickly.

Purell Necklace by skittoi July 23, 2020

Purell enema 

When you wanna get drunk super fast, so you shove a funnel in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

Purell enema by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019

Purell enema 

When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

Purell enema by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019

Purell enema 

When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

Purell enema by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019