proof or stfu

Phrase used in pretty much every conceivable scenario when person#1 makes a claim that requires proof to be believed, and person#2 demands that the proof be given, or person#1 shuts the fuck up.

Pietro, Ultra, Earl Grey: Hey! That's not fair ACM! "proof or stfu" is our phrase that we invented!
The ACM: proof or stfu

proof or stfu by TheACM December 17, 2006

Proof of Sesh 

Proof of Sesh is the consensus mechanism for admission into the BluntDAO, denoted by getting an access token from a BluntDAO OG VALIDATORS for “sesh”ing in real life with them

I just Proof of Sesh’d w a validator and now I’m in BluntDAO

Proof of Sesh by OGBlunted July 23, 2022

Proof-of-Steak 

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

Proof-of-Steak by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017

ethereum proof of stake 

currently as of 8/17/22, Ethereum has postponed the transition from proof of work to proof of stake so many times, it is reasonable to assume it will not occur. worst case scenario is transition from proof of work to proof of stake transition takes place. then $200 billion loss occurs divided in the following groups, Ethereum holders ( due to instant crash), and less to miners because there is always etc mining

Yooo did you hear about the merge coming up, Ethereum proof of stake

- Bruhh you been saying this for almost a decade, and i still doubt it ever will happen
yooo what if it does happen?

- Bruhh quit sniffing that ether, you lose brain cell
yo idc, if ether is the death of me..at least we will be minus zero or burred lower than the ground

-

ethereum proof of stake by Dop3matt3r_ August 17, 2022

slug proof 

bullet proof vest, necessary protection on the streets

My skin is thick, cause I be up in the mix of action,
If I'm not at home, puffin lye relaxin,
New York got a nigga depressed,
So I wear a slug proof underneath my Guess
--Survival Of The Fittest- Mobb Deep

slug proof by BM JR October 13, 2007

Splash Proof 

To put toilet paper in the toilet bowl so no splash comes back while you're taking a shit.

Yesterday I took a huge shit but luckily enough I made the toilet Splash Proof.

Splash Proof by J-BAILS13 June 29, 2010

Simon-Proof 

adjective
adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/

1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.

2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.

Example 1:

Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.

Example 2:

Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright

Simon-Proof by Engineer_02 February 6, 2020