Steamy Chilled Poundage 

The act of putting a condom on your erect penis then rubbing Icey Hot all over it and fucking a chick with it.

Guy 1:Dude...did you hear about how Tracey pissed Steve off?
Guy 2:No, what happened?
Guy 1:She cheated on him so he punished her by giving her a "Steamy Chilled Poundage".

Steamy Chilled Poundage by TinselTits January 6, 2010

Deep Poundage 

Term used when one thrusts his penis into another's sexual cavities so hard that it occasionally hits vital organs.

"Damn man! I was really serving her with some deep poundage, she couldn't even walk afterwards...and that was before the internal bleeding started"

Deep Poundage by Bono March 13, 2005

Flounder Poundage

the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.

Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.

Flounder Poundage by Stumpystumps June 28, 2010

Pondage

Having a massive crush on Karen Gillan, who plays Amy Pond in Doctor Who. Leading to an un-natural appreciation of ginger women.

Guy1: "That Girls hot."
Guy2: "But she's a ginner!"
Guy1: "Yeah, I'm into Pondage."

Pondage by JTaylor7 January 25, 2011