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A piece of paper with a star on it 

Protects you from the boogie man.

And everything else imaginable.
Oh Teh NoEs!!11!! Peter is about to explode, Where the fuck is my piece of paper with a star on it!!??!?!?

OH no SYLAR!! QUICK, someone draw a piece of paper with a star on it!!!

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it ! 

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.
EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

It was a piece of cake. 

It was a piece of cake is the response of "you really aced that one" as they are both away to tell each other that they're ace.
"You really aced that one." He said as he looked at the drawing of the dragon.
"It was a piece of cake." she replied
His eye widen then hers. FINALLY.
"YOU TOO?" she hadn't meant to scream it, but Holy Fuck . He nodded, torn between shushing you and screaming as well.
"Wanna get cake sometime or something?"

Spelling "'Payments'" It So Easy, That The Dictionary Are Now A Puzzle Piece 

Spelling "'Payments'" It So Easy, That The Dictionary Are Now A Puzzle Piece
Spelling "'Payments'" It So Easy, That The Dictionary Are Now A Puzzle Piece

Paul Pierce it 

To fake a serious injury in any sport only to come back five minutes later and perform in 'dramatic' fashion. This action was trademarked by Paul Pierce in the 2008 NBA Finals.
"Joe nearly got a concussion while we were playing football. Luckily he was tough enough to come back and score five touchdowns."

"He's not tough. He just likes to Paul Pierce it."
Paul Pierce it by APAX-Rising February 1, 2010

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY. 

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