physical education 

(also called PE) a form of child abuse that consists of kids that are forced to participate in sports that they would rather not do. The people that enjoy this are the dumb ass jocks who think that PE is the most important thing and enjoy tormenting people that aren't athletic. For people that do not like PE, it can create stress and make them unpopular. I believe that physical education is wrong and should be taken out of schools NOW!

Physical education IS a form of child abuse. Join CEPEIS now! (Crusade to End Physical Education In Schools Now)

physical education by Level 12 September 5, 2005

Physical Education 

It's mandatory in Illinois schools, unless you..

1. have some medical issue;
2. are taking something like Health or Driver's Ed;
3. are on a sports team (e.g. high school wrestling, etc.); and/or
4. observe a religion that won't let you participate for some reason (Christian Scientists b/c of the "body is just a shell", Muslim girls b/c of the PE outfits)

Illinois, even though it's the only state that mandates Physical Education, allows students to opt out via medical disability, Health or Driver's Ed elective, and/or religious reasons.

1. "Here's a note from the school nurse."
1-a. "I can't go swimming. I'm on my period, and I can't wear a tampon."
2. "Sorry, I'm taking Driver's Ed. Us Illinoisans can't drive so well unless we sit in a classroom."
3. "Why would I want to repeat wrestling practice?"
4-a. "The clerics say that this T-shirt and gym shorts are too revealing for a girl of the Muslim faith."
4-b. "The only exercise I know is ex-or-cise."

Physical Education by Obscure Anomaly August 26, 2006

Physical Education 

A Class that Becomes Boring in High School, Once You Have to Take Notes, since your principal hates you and you have to do the notes and tests instead of actual physical activity
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Physical Education is so Fucking Boring ,

Physical Education by codyfear April 20, 2018

Physical Education 

Where education gets physical

Teacher: "Hey class, we have physical education, where education gets physical."

Physical Education by Reister Movement May 12, 2018

physical education 

A sexual position in which the girl does a handstand and her back is supported by a row of lockers. The guy gets on top of the lockers and proceeds to fuck her in a downwards motion. Extremely difficult to execute, but the bragging rights are enormous if you can do it.

Ali did some mad physical education after school with Matt. Her arms weren't the only things that were sore the next day.

physical education by the Ezmeister October 30, 2010

Physical Education 

-noun
1. A fun class where you just have to participate, not win. Where you can have fun if you choose, or not if that's what you want.
2. A class that exerts yourself to your limit. Hated by some, loved by people who like to be athletic (like me).
3. Where you learn about physical stuff (eg, your body)

Physical Education was a blast today. We did 20 laps, left those uninterested people in the dust and then played soccer all while doing dodgeball.

Physical Education by reSpartan October 19, 2010

physical education 

A subject designed to cause:
- humiliation
- anxiety
- pain
- bullying
Cooper test: The weak and non-athletic are first to go.
Team sports: A cause of social anxiety.
The teacher favors athletic people, and "bully" the non athletic people, like me.
Weather: outside when cold, inside when hot.

DO 100 PUSH UPS NOW!!!!!!!one
COME ON LETS PLAY FOOTBALL WOOHOOHOO!!
YOU FORGOT YOUR PE KIT! DETENTION!

Physical education sucks.

physical education by fmate2006 May 14, 2018