Phildo 

A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.

Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.

Phildo by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020

West Philadelphia 

Where troubled youth spend most of their days chilling out, shooting basketball, and getting into physical confrontations.

Frank: Hey Will, where were you raised?
Will: In West Philadelphia...

West Philadelphia by Granddaddy Smith December 3, 2013

Philadelphia Orchestra 

Once a great orchestra, now members and subscribers leaving like rats running from a sinking ship. The orchestra has suffered for a few decades with "Wernick-ites" (translation: endless horrible orchestral commission to make anyone with taste just vomit), and any attempt to reclaim these subscribers will never happen. No recording contracts, no radio broadcasts, a tragic loser now in its final stage of existence.

"I went to the Philadelphia Orchestra concert last night and it was like a beginners music appreciation event. I plan to give up my subscription immediately. Luckily there was none of that dreadful new music from those academic freaks and nerds who call themselves composers".

Philadelphia Orchestra by Richard Wornout December 15, 2010

Redhead-O-Phile

A man who has an uncontrollable redhead obsession, and forgets where, who, and what he is whenever he sees a redheaded girl. Upon identifying the object of his desires, the redhead-o-phile will not rest until he either gets in her pants or gets stopped by the redhead's pepper spray.

Exhibit A: "I heard the redhead-o-phile next door cheer and give a round of applause for the picture of a redhead he found on google."

Exhibit B: "My friend and I were walking down the street when we saw a redhead; the way he started drooling and staring uncontrollably makes me suspect that he's a closet redhead-o-phile."

Exhibit C: "There are so many redhead-o-philes in this neighborhood that redheads should stay as far away as possible, unless said redhead happens to be a hooker."

Redhead-O-Phile by FriendOfARedHeadOPhile October 1, 2009

Philadelphia Footlong 

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

Philadelphia Footlong by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022

It's always sunny in Philadelphia

Greatest tv show in history of man kind

It's always sunny in Philadelphia is the greatest tv show in history of mankind

It's always sunny in Philadelphia by Londoncharlie April 3, 2021

Philadelphia Sunscreen 

Using an empty sun cream container (preferably the spray kind) as a vessel to smuggle alcohol into events where its prohibited.

Inspired by the episode "The Gang goes to the Jersey Shore" episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 7.

"I hear the security is really strict at this gig, I think I'll just have a Philadelphia sunscreen"

Philadelphia Sunscreen by KhenM August 30, 2013