pet the cat 

1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.

"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".

pet the cat by darck_cide January 31, 2007

pet the cat 

When a woman masturbates

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.

pet the cat by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

Pet the cat with a fork

When one goes to do something cool.

"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"

"Let's go cat forkin'."

Pet the cat with a fork by Strange Sounds August 3, 2009

pet cemetery cat 

rosemary greenwald

don’t let the pet cemetery cat in!!!

pet cemetery cat by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019

pet my cat 

To wack off after waking up

after i woke up i had to pet my cat

pet my cat by Gary James December 10, 2008

pet my cat 

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

pet my cat by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017

She's probably pet a few cats in her day 

A woman who's been with other women.

Me: "Dude, check her out, she's probably pet a few cats in her day..."

My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."

She's probably pet a few cats in her day by Trixie Ty'esha Huxtible April 23, 2014