pastatution

The act or practice of selling oneself for pasta.

Pastatution defines the simple need for pasta. -That pastatute must REALLY love pasta.

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pastatute

One who sells left over pasta in tupperware containers, on the side of the road or street corner.

I feel bad for Mary, she had to resort to being a pastatute, she cant even feed her kids pasta anymore, She just sells in on the street.

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A prostitute who brings you a pasta dinner before having sex with you. Usually accompanied by a service charge, and an infection.

Hey Nick, what should we do after this wedding?

Lets get a pastitute- I'm starving!

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A person who has an insane obsession with pasta

Kehlani is such a pastatute, she loves eating spaghetti

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