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Parliament 

When a guy takes his 2 fist going in and out of a girls ass and pussy but one goes in her ass then in her pussy one at a time and repeating it over and over
Bend over Bridgette in about to give you the parliament with my fist and you’re gonna love it
Parliament by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN February 29, 2024

Parliament lights 

A smooth and relaxing light cigarette that everyone loves. And gives a great buzz
Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.
Parliament lights by kman998 March 14, 2010

parliament hill school 

a shitty all girls school in london, where there are mostly chavs and thots

often referred to as parli or phs
person 1: so what school do you go to now? csg?
person 2: nahh i go to parliament hill school

parliament house 

me : im going to parliament house
my friend: the gay club by pine hills
me: ...... yeah
my friend: ew
parliament house by yanlatex January 15, 2016

Parliament act 1313 

Go ahead. Wear armour into parliament and say bye bye to your head
Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head

Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"

In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off

Taiwanese Parliament 

A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.
The first rule of Taiwanese Parliament: Do not talk about Taiwanese Parliament.