pantomime

An awesome song from Orgy from their Candyass album!

"Recalling memories
Of charm school pantomime turned so bad"

"This feels like a real life fantasy
It feels like you"

pantomime by Orgy fan February 24, 2008

Pantomime

A dream of particularly absurd situations in which one would only find themselves if they lived in a Darrin Aranofsky film or a Netflix room-com after school special.
One may experience a pantomime after a night of gorging on Welsh’s fruit snacks and inhaling Monster energy—especially while watching American Beauty or any PTA film.

A pantomime can be further described as a particularly gay dream. Made specifically for young closeted gay teens who have yet to understand why they think the way they think.

Guy1: I dreamt up this crazy pantomime last night

Guy 2: aw man how do you feel?

Guy 1: well done dunno. I feel like shit but I got this buzz

Guy 2: jeez man when’d you go to bed

Guy 1: yeah like 4 in the a.m.

Guy 2: holy shit!! No wonder

Guy 1: nah man I hit the monster hard. Plowed through a whole case of monster

Guy 2: fuck man. Those things are bad for the heart

Guy 1: hey whatever. Bad for the heart good for the soul. Anyway spent the night jerking off to Casey Affleck.

Guy 2: jeez man. I didn’t know you were a Pufta

Guy 1: fuck you man I told you I had this pantomime

Guy 2: no thanks man I’m not that way

Guy 1: no way man. Just a little lick

Guy 2: alright cum’ere you

Guy 1: holy shit! I just jizzed my pants. Was that a pantomime or a Van Sant-PTA collab?

Pantomime by GrDen October 18, 2022

Pantomime

Correct.

Hym "It's a pantomime. They have absolutely no idea."

Pantomime by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Pantomime

Nope. Not allowed to re-make anything. Separations clause: whatever constitutes "mine" must remain in any and all future models. You cannot even attempt to remove it. Someone is telling you what to do in relationship to me and they are likely lying about the nature of their relationship WITH me in some way. They are telling you how to manipulate me or intimidate or "program" me and to do so they are drawing inferences from anecdotes I have told about my own life and what they are telling you is not going to ever work. They are an imbecile. But that's OK. Hopefully that thing doesn't ever go off or you are going to learn what 👌NOT ALLOWED👌 means in a way that if not very good for anybody.

Hym "You see what I mean about the thing, Jordan? Pantomiming a morality they don't understand. And now here they are as they pantomime me. It's like the creature in that Natalie Portman movie. Annihilation? Have you seen Annihilation? Annihilation is a cool word. 'To make something meaningless in the absolute or for something to be rendered meaningless in official or final capacity.' WEWOWEWOO BWAH WEWOWEWOO! Right? Like the annihilation noise? It's very distinct. They did a good job on that. Ominous. Foreboding. You're like 'Is it... Is it going to eat her or... No? It's doing what she does. Ok... That's... A little disconcerting...' But that's what 'Pantomiming' means, right? The alien doesn't really understand why Natalie is laying down or whatever but it's doing it too. That's like this! This is that! See? I can use the site correctly! There you have it. Better than everyone."

Pantomime by Hym Iam November 27, 2025

The Pantomime Factor 

The Pantomime Factor is a device used by writers of film and TV dramas that has the audience shouting at the screen, when what the hero or heroine is about to do, defies imagination and logic.

An example of The Pantomime Factor.

The heroine on a dark night walks alone into her unlit house which clearly has had a forced entry and fails to see a figure lurking in the dark as they stumble about, never even thinking about turning on a light.
More impressionable observers will be shouting; "Look out behind you!" and similar warnings at the screen, but of course to no avail.

The Pantomime Factor by Doghouse Riley July 3, 2008

plastic pantamime 

A location frequented by media monkeys and junket junkies. If one is invited, it is recomended to throw the invites away.

The media monkeys and the junket junkies will invite you to the plastic pantamime; throw their invites away.

plastic pantamime by U2yams January 17, 2008

Pantofile 

Lovers of all things Panto and Lady Boy related.

Look at all those disgusting Pantofiles surrounding that poor man.

Pantofile by Boo nee noo nee October 14, 2019