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Shit on my Tip 

Upon removing one's circumcised penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Can be used as an exclamation, prepositional phase or literally.
As an exclamation:
*Mike just got in a car accident*
Mike, "Shit on my tip!"

As a prepositional phrase:
Jason, "Shit on my tip, that bitch gave me herpes from a blow job."
Kyle, "That sucks, herpes is for life, I know from personal experience."

As a literal representation:
Jason, "Dude I had this girl, doggy style, bent over the toilet, fucking her in the poop cutter."
Erik, "Did you get any shit on your tip?"

On my tip 

When someone is obsessed over you, copies your style, tries to get with your girl, and all out is a weirdo about it.
Yo why the fuck you all on my tip dawg?! I’m starting to think you fruity for real. I ain’t worried bout yo punk ass.
On my tip by OlayOlayBoy December 10, 2019

national tip on the camera day

march 14th is national slap ur tip on the camera day. celebrate by sending ur girl a vid of u slapping ur tip on the camera
gf: “its national tip on the camera day!”
bf: *sends vid of him slapping the tip on the camera*

On the tip of my tongue 

knowing something that cannot immediately be recalled, like a well-known word or familiar name. When experiencing it, people feel that the blocked word is on the verge of being recovered. Despite failure in finding the word, people have the feeling that the blocked word is figuratively "on the tip of the tongue."
I can't remember the word for eating pussy, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the word for licking balls, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the slang word for "anus," but it's at the tip of my tongue.

bounce on my tip 

1. to "jock" the cock

2. To insert one's penis slightly into a partner's orifice enough as to only cover the tip. The partner then proceeds to attempt "the bounce." It is an art form in some cultures; a skill to be highly exonerated. Professionals of the aesthetic are referred to as "tip bouncers," "tip drills," "tippers," "rippers," and "skeezy bitches."

3. to "hebrew" your bill

4. to perform the "skeezy trapeze"
1. you bounce on my tip, i'll make the lips drip

2. Hey beezy, how bout when ur done making my sandwhich you bounce on my tip...shit, you know the name of the game
bounce on my tip by dinglejerry August 13, 2009

tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue 

The condition in which one needs to urinate so badly that any further delay will cause bladder rupture.
I think tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue is a sure sign one is in trouble.

I held it for as long as I could, but when I tasted urine on the tip of my tongue, then I knew I was in trouble. I had to pull over and go in the ditch.