shit on dick 

While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight

Alyssa: hey im gona poop
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me

shit on dick by ilovemen69 April 7, 2015

dick on dick 

a description for anything homosexual in the literal sense. It can be a gay couple or all boy action. nothing heterosexual is involved. it could also be gay porn or a way to describe something that is gay. Used for any gay action.

That porno was dick on dick.

dick on dick by kidUrban June 8, 2010

add-on dick 

A penis that is so long, so big, and so "womanly desired" that it's probably fake somehow.

"Hey, I heard John gets lots of women in bed nowadays."
"Yeah, ever since his surgery, girls have been falling in love with his add-on dick."

add-on dick by Edudnax April 21, 2018

bobbing on dick 

When the woman is on top during sex, bouncing or 'bobbing' up and down.

Boy1: "How was the sex?"

Boy2: "She was great at bobbing on dick"

bobbing on dick by Miss Chanandeler Bong July 7, 2010

Dead on dick 

A unit of measuring the quality of an object. Typically used in conjunction with measurements.

I used the schematics you gave me for my desk, it’s dead on dick!

Dead on dick by Tommy Gfolk March 31, 2021

dick that keeps on dicking 

a dick that will no matter what keep on dicking the object until its dicked down

Hannah was really happy because she got the dick that keeps on dicking

dick that keeps on dicking by those fucking stoners March 20, 2010

dinning on dick December 

a tradition that at lest once in December you get your girl friend to suck dick for and halve a hour

dinning on dick December

dinning on dick December by Coollinks November 3, 2020