OLD TOWN ROAD 

A cultural masterpiece. lit mint the song that you listen to and then your mom judges you. By lil nas x aka the littest ever.

P1- yo turn that shit up. What’s it called?
P2- this is old town road broskies!

OLD TOWN ROAD by Definitely a yee chaw April 4, 2019

Old town mouth chowder 

When a girl eats a huge meal too fast to properly digest it and then later on she gets face fucked violently until she blows chunks...

Old town mouth chowder

Old town mouth chowder by sugar sprinkles July 15, 2009

Old Town Road 

A piece first written in April 20, 1969 by Beethoven after he took a picture of the very first black hole. Martin Luther King Jr. found the picture to be very racist, so he forced Beethoven to add rap lyrics in order to be saved from Antman going into his black hole.

Girl: “Hey, what’s that song where the farmer and the rapper make a collab”

Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”

Girl: “Oh my god, yes”

Old Town Road by Johhnzzy April 11, 2019

Old Town Road 

Slang for anal sex

Want to put horses in the back and go to Old Town Road, Johnny?

Old Town Road by BigTex33 July 3, 2019

old town road 

the littest frickin bop for big highschool minty men

zach “yo listen it’s old town road
liam “oh yeah man that’s the 73rd time i’ve heard that bop, play it again”

old town road by McLaza March 27, 2019

old town halls 

old town halls is rhyming slang for "balls" because halls rhymes with balls. Most commonly used in Dublin, Irealand because of the Ross O'Carol-Kelly books

WOW that was as subtle as a kick in the old town halls

old town halls by CatherineGB September 30, 2008

Old town road 

I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more i got the horses in the back.

Lil nas x:wow Im gonna take my horse to the old town road

Billy Ray:old town road is country because of me :)

Old town road by Calista April 19, 2019