A nut hair 

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.

That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.

A nut hair by Hair of the nuts September 21, 2017

singed nut hairs

Pubic hairs on the testicles that have been burned, usually in the dangerous sport of Fart-Flaming. Fart-Flaming is played, either singly, in doubles or in groups (see Mongolian Cluster Fuck) by eating foods that produce immense amounts of intestinal gas, then waiting for a flatus event. As the fart begins to pass the sphincter, the player lights the gas, containing considerable methand and hydrogen sulfide, with a match or a Bic Lighter. If the flame is not extinguished fast enough or if the player is careless, the nut hairs can become singed.

Bill and Ted got together with Beavis and Butthead to play Fart-Flames and ended up with a case of singed nut hairs.

singed nut hairs by Luigi August 12, 2004

Slicks the Nut Hairs 

To piss one off. A statement of anger or disgust.

They cancelled the band’s show tonight. They really slicks the nut hairs.

Slicks the Nut Hairs by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

singed nut hairs

Pubes that have been singed

my nut hairs are on fire, they are singed.

singed nut hairs by Cory August 10, 2004

greasy haired nut grabber 

A reallllly fucking gay man with greasy hair who likes to hit on his neighbors and touch them frequently

Brian Smith is a greasy haired nut grabber because he likes to get fresh with his 6th floor suite

greasy haired nut grabber by poopdick April 4, 2005

You can link my hairly nut 

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

You can link my hairly nut by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021