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you are a nube.
Nube by Fatfreemayo September 19, 2009
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The meaning may fluctuate depending on the user. Usually it is meant as a mild insult.

Nube is the verbal equivalent of a weak pimp slap.
OMG! Alec and Stewart are major nubes!
Nube by Alexander Jaymin November 6, 2010
The word "nube" is becoming a universal word, being used as an adjective, a noun, and even a verb. Used to describe a restaurant, to call a fellow teammate when he royally screws up, and to say you nubed something/someone when you accomplished something in a novice, unskillful way.
Most basic usage:
Person 1: Yo have you guys seen Peter Tumbas's video blog?
Me: Yeah what a nube.

Person 1: Yo did you see Peter Tumbas get stuffed by the goalie.
Me: Yeah that nube got pwned.

When hustling a 5 year old in an arcade game like jackpot, you "nubed" him out of his tickets

If you get stuck in a terrible parking spot, and your buddies didnt.
You: Damn we had to park way in the back.
Friend: Wow, what a nube spot.
Nube by 90percentoflaxisflow March 2, 2009
The spelling of noob (derived from newbie) which is appropriate when using insults that contain the word "lube" in order to produce a powerful rhyming effect.
Break out the lube, i'm bout to rape me a nube.
nube by Big J May 29, 2004
Insult- Refers to a "Nubian Princess"
Technically means a dark skinned woman with large nipples, but you can use it as an insult whenever you wish. A great word to add to your arsenal.
"Dude, look at that 'nigga' over there...shes gotta be a nube!"

"You are such a fucking nube!"
Nube by Nubian Princess October 31, 2003
The hair on a black man's head which resembles those of his pubes.
Al Sharpton's head has a bunch of, nasty, strangly, nubes. He should probably attempt to groom his nubes.

*Note that nube is commonly mistaken as a pube, yet, while there is a striking resemblence, a nube is located on a black man's head (and no, that is not his dick).
Nube by Mike Hunt VIII. December 16, 2008