NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) 

The only man in the world that can sparkle and still be sexy, talented, funny, and have people flock around him. In other words, the exact opposite of the pansy ass known as "Edward Cullen". A sheer god among mortals.

NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) presented at the Academy Awards wearing a sparkling tux and STILL looking fantastic and like a true star.

NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) by JadedPromises March 8, 2010

NPH'd 

Getting your car jacked in a similar manner that Neil Patrick Harris did in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

John: Dude my car just got NPH'd
Ken: Doogie Hauser would never do that

NPH'd by rickroll1989 July 3, 2009

The NPH 

this is a sex move in which during doggy style the man starts a lighter and lets the tip heat up then once burning hot the male brands the woman's ass check whilst calmly saying....Neil Patrick Harris

guy: The NPH
woman: WTF, did you just NPH my ass check ?????

The NPH by Tyler McDowell & Jorden Savage December 9, 2009

NPHE 

NPHE is short for Nepiophile, Pedophile, Hebephile and Ephebophile. It's essentially the scum that hangs around at pride parades, hoping that they would somehow be accepted by normal people.

John: hey, I'm part of the NPHE
Thomas: *cocks shotgun* soon you won't be

NPHE by Chovek September 10, 2019