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Originated slang from a town in the north west of England called Southport (near Liverpool)

The word is typically used to describe a woman’s breasts.
“Laddd! Have you seen the Neds on her!”

Or when walking past a girl/woman with big breasts they would shout “big neds!!!”

“Tom Hayes’ Ma has big neds”
Neds by Picklepoon69 June 4, 2019
"Are you going home after school?"
"Neds. I'm going to the BGC instead."
neds by Erin Martinez August 4, 2007
A slang term for 'no'.
Person #1: "Let's go smoke at the park"
Person #2: "Neds"
Neds by Kilotray December 23, 2010
Neds means 'guardian of the riches' or 'wealthy'.

charismatic, optimistic, and natural born leaders who

Full of life, commanding the spotlight in a way that's sure to entertain, engage, and inspire others, independent-minded, and mesmerizingly fun to be around, you can rely on her in your circle to help you see the bright side of any situation and feel fired up and ready to take on the world.

Neds is ruled by the sun, the dazzling celestial body that governs life and vitality. Neds is renowned for their stability, loyalty, and consistency. She is dedicated friends and lovers who put their hearts into every relationship. (Fittingly, Neds governs the heart.)
Neds is a pretty girl.
Neds by Lili Rowling November 24, 2021
Meaning No or Nah. Originated in the 303 of Denver Colorado.
DO YOU WANT TO KICK IT TODAY? Neds I'm gotta work foo.

Let's go crusing.? Neds I'm just chillin today. I too faded last night.
Neds by Jackieheartslife June 4, 2024

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide 

a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.
guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)