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Montucky Navelganger 

When you fail at the most basic of hygiene, and black lint and semen deposits collect in your navel resembling a carcinogenic mole, which scares you so badly it requires you visit your doctor emergently, only to have your hot lesbian doctor tell you its just lint and semen
NICK: I HAVE NAVEL CANCER! LOOK!

FRIEND: YOU BETTER GO HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT!

NICK TO DOCTOR: I HAVE NAVEL CANCER!

HOT LESBIAN DOCTOR: IT'S LINT AN CUM., WHICH THE MEDICAL TERM FOR IS A MONTUCKY NAVELGANGER. TRY JERKING OFF INTO YOUR MOUTH NEXT TIME.

mantucky 

A small farm town in Illinois named Mansfield. At one time most of the residents had relocated there from Kentucky. Hence the nickname “Mantucky.”
Yant to go up to Mantucky tonight to the tracta pulls? They oughta be some fat chics with tattoos hangin there.
mantucky by Pull My Fanger January 6, 2018

Muntucky 

what some Ball State students call our 'fine' town of Muncie Indiana.
Muntucky, the town with no jobs and tons of unemployed rednecks.
Muntucky by John W. July 16, 2008

muntucky 

A word used by former Ball State Students to describe how boring the town was, or to describe its local heritage. it is related to the word funcie, which also describes the city this way. The only difference is that muntucky came about twenty years before the invention of the word funcie
What will muntucky do next?
muntucky by Anonymuos July 29, 2008