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Mitchel by Fartbojang June 1, 2018
mitchel is another word for a weak helpless college student who goes to bed at 10:30 on weekends and doesnt like to get smashed because he rather play cards with his grandma. also mitchel can be used for a teen who hunches over when he has had too much. This term came from the 1800's when north america had a huge baby boom and most of the baby boys were named "mitchel", sadly they all lived up to the definition.
ex: "Yo man, don't go all mitchel on us"

OR

ex: "Dude look at that kid on the sofa, he is totally mitchel right now!
Mitchel by flowerchild18 February 23, 2010
A cock sucker, full of shit and themselves. IS NOT GREAT IN BED. Is also an asshole.
Person1: I just went skydiving

Person2: bullshit, Mitchel
Mitchel by Mitchel sucks November 18, 2016
a man slag that is very desperate;

is very ugly and tags along with a specific person.
is a major turn off
girl: look at that mitchel over there!
girl2: oh my gosh hes such a man slag
mitchel by poll2344 June 6, 2009
Someone who has a different guy and hair colour for every day of the week

all in all bitch and whore
mitchel: oh my god... i dumped a guy for you and you still won't fuck me!

guy: you dumped me for another guy dumbass.... omg mitchel...
mitchel by blacky.chan July 5, 2010