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Tax money millionaire 

Welfare recipient who is lazy, dressed like a slob, overweight, unbathed, room temperature IQ, rude, obnoxious, self righteous, and condescending. Typically seen on the 5th of the month at your local Walmart. Has a brand new car, a brand new I-phone, and is living better than you (who works 50 hour weeks to pay taxes for these slobs to live). More often than not has 4 kids who are all different ethnicities who don't know their fathers.
Look at that 400lb hippo on the mart cart. Face timing on her new iPhone on the 5th of the month. Fat fucking tax money millionaire.
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Dollar Menu Millionaire 

Someone who drives through any fast food restaurant and orders every item off the dollar menu. Coined first by you-tube star Mr. Chi City.
Employee: "Whenever you're ready sir"

Customer: "I'll have 1 of every item off the dollar menu, I'm a dollar menu millionaire"

Ten Bob Millionaire 

A "Bob" refers to the British nickname for a 1 shilling (5 pence) coin; thereby "Ten Bob" is a 50 pence coin. (Archaic: there was previously a Ten Bob Note)

Mostly used in South Yorkshire, England, a "Ten Bob Millionaire" is a derogatory term someone who dresses and acts like they have a lot of money and status when in fact they have very little (i.e. Ten Bob)

They buy things to make themselves look more important than they actually are. They act like they are important and have a very high opinion of themselves, while deeming other to be below them and beneath contempt.
"Look at him with his posh suit and catching a bus. Another ten bob millionaire!"

"She's all fur coat and no knickers; just a ten bob millionaire!"
Ten Bob Millionaire by Beowyn June 25, 2014

millionster

millionster (mil-yun-stur) noun 1. an individual who in their lifetime will eventually become a millionaire. 2. a person on the path of financial enlightenment and stability. 3. someone who knows how to hustle money. see also Hustler. antonym of zeroster
ex 1. Yo kid, that boy is coming up in the world, he's a straight millionster.

ex 2. I paid off all my student loans and I'm on my way to the life of a millionster!

ex 3. Johnny's last name is cash and he's the son of Midas, no matter what he gets into he makes mad bling, a straight millionster son.
millionster by Randomidous® February 17, 2007

$30,000 Millionaire 

A person who earns roughly 30 to 40k a year but acts like a millionaire in front of their peers. Someone who maxes-out their credit cards, leases everything and hangs out at trendy bars in order to impress and ultimately score with the opposite sex. It's not what you make... it's what you fake. www.30kmillionaires.com
Brian is nothing more than a $30,000 millionaire. He doesn't own a damn thing. Even his furniture is leased.

Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire 

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.
"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."

Twopence ha'penny millionaire 

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire