millburn hazing 

the action of saying degrading things about people, blowing a whistle in someones face or pushing people into lockers, that is considered news worthy. It involves no punching, kicking, weapons, or physical bullying in any way. People accused of millburn hazing are often compared to Kanye West.

Millburn girl: today someone blew a whistle in my face and it made me feel slightly uncomfortable
friend: oh my god thats millburn hazing! this should be on the view, abc news, and the tyra banks show!

2
Millburn Girl: i was on the slut list and i felt upset
Millburn Girl2: i didnt make it on the slut list and that makes me very upset, i hate millburn hazing

millburn hazing by kgjyfvytd September 25, 2009

millburn middle school

Sixth, seventh, and eighth graders who take up the town. Boys wear vineyard vines or bar mitzvah sweatshirts and act like they are so cool and girls wear tight leggings to show their asses, with expensive clothes and jewlry they get from the short hills mall and are very bitchy and think they are the shit. This middle school is filled with spoiled japs and rich white kids. Most white rich kids act black by listening to 3 rap songs. Teachers hate their jobs and the kids and retire just because they hate the kids so much. Kids don't pay attention but will find ways for their parents to bribe the teacher for better grades.

Person 1- why does that kid have all the most expensive clothes
Person 2- Oh, They are a spoiled bitch from millburn middle school
Person 1- Now it makes sense

millburn middle school by zboi83 April 5, 2017

millburn middle school

a school filled with jews

Who's that jewish kid
It's from millburn middle school

millburn middle school by FlippZ October 3, 2017

millburn middle school

It's a pretty chill place. It's a place that has people. I'm not writing a definition retard. There are some hot girls. Mimimi. Ok

millburn middle school dream on my

millburn middle school by amogungussy April 28, 2023

Millburn High 

Millburn High is trashed by it's surrounding towns because they wish they went here. The worst school that will be attended by a student of the graduating class will still go to a top 100 school. The kids score higher on the SATS than the president. The student parking lot is full of beemers, benz, lexus, rolls royce, porsche, hummer, cadilacs, rovers.. if it's a luxury car we've got it. We all claim to hate this town but.. were rich and we no it. We'd rather be known for being obnoxiouse than not being known. Our school is made up of residence from Short Hills and Millburn. Millburn is known as the ghetto of Short Hills, and as a a resident form Short HIlls i could say the income of both towns is equivalent.. but hey Short HIlls is SHort Hills and MILLBurn will never be that. The skaters bust there 'stoges' in between class, we're threatened about cuttting but never are we reported, our partys are always busted by our oh so dedicated cops. We live in one of the richest towns in the world, our school is in the top 5.. so let's quit complaining and shove it in the poor surrounding towns faces.

you go to millburn high? shitt how big's your house?

Millburn High by rich bitch November 28, 2006

Millburn Middle School

I currently attend this middle school, the reason I'm writing this is that all I see is bad things about this school. Don't get me wrong, there are bad sides to this school but, there are also good things. Most of the teachers and staff are kind, BESIDES YOU, MS BONTEMPO. Anyway, all you gotta do is try finding friends that you trust. I'm happy about this community.

Person 1: That kid has daddy money.

Person 2: He probably goes to MMS. (Millburn Middle School)

Millburn Middle School by lans :) March 24, 2022

Millburn High 

A school that matters less than everyone thinks it does.
Who cares if it's got hundreds of extremely wealthy, entitled students? It blends in perfectly with other New Jersey wealthy towns like Livingston, Summit, Chatham, Far Hills, Essex Falls, Mountain Lakes, Watchung, Glen Ridge, etc.
Students from Millburn will end up at good colleges, but are by no means incredibly smart. Half the grade, on average, gets below an 1800 on the SATs.
There are also all the usual high school cliques, including the jocks, nerds, preps, goths, skaters, stoners, japs, and outcasts.
It's hit-or-miss in terms of teacher quality, and there are plenty of troubled kids always breaking the rules for reasons beyond "Well-my-daddy-told-me, I-can-do-anything-I-want."
There are hardly any field trips, but the music program is quite good, and there's a nice new turf football field. However, typical of an affluent, intense town, the arts program is notoriously underfunded.
Chances are, once a kid leaves Millburn High, they won't be remembering the four years there as "the best in their lives" and "the only time they felt truly at home" and "the time when I could be myself".
It's high school. Get over yourselves. It's not like life.
No one judges you by judging Millburn. Wait until you make something of yourself before you start measuring yourself up in the eyes of the world.

Mika: I went to Millburn High back in the day.
Joey: Oh. I've heard it's really rich and full of conformist JAPs, and that everyone is a genius, and the parties really suck, and everyone is always getting high on their dad's money before embarking on fabulous Wall Street careers.
Mika: Nope. I spent my summers at home, and I had normal friends, who I partied with, but we were never out of control because we wanted our parents to trust us, and we were rich, but not rich enough to misunderstand the value of money.
Joey: Oh. What do you do now?
Mika: Well, I went to NYU, and I've been working really heard as an accountant. Life isn't a bed of roses, but it's not bad either.
Joey: So, have you been back to visit?
Mika: Nah, it isn't really worth my time.

Millburn High by speaker of da house March 4, 2008