May 1st 

Hooray hooray its the first of May outside Fucking begins today!!!!

to find a place to fuck in the great outdoors starting May 1st

May 1st by uknowitsmela April 30, 2010

May 1st 

Is national all Bella's get a hot boyfriend day! Anyone with abs and dark hair above 5'10 will do. Thank you next

It was May 1st when I got a hot boyfriend..

May 1st by Immathotandhoeboyssss October 15, 2019

may 1st 

national kiss your boys goodnight day

I kiss my homie on the forehead on may 1st

may 1st by Cødy1243 October 16, 2019

May 1st 

Today Is the day that you guys are supposed to let girls SMACK or TAP dat assssss.
This is a moment of rejoice in your hand and his booty

Hey what u doing?
Today is May 1st and I get to tap to ass ,duh

May 1st by by Breezy S. Baby December 17, April 30, 2019

May 1st 

The day the baddest and the realist bitch was born. Celebrated as a bad bitch or real bitch holiday to some.

“Isn’t today your birthday?” “Yes it is! Thank you! It’s and May 1st a bad bitch was born”

May 1st by zemit2ymym October 17, 2019

May 1st 

National spend time with your bf/gf day

Let’s do something significant other! It’s may 1st

May 1st by Balls.com.rus April 30, 2022

May 1st 

National Gigi Bryant day

Today is may 1st national Gigi Bryant day

May 1st by Otter demon spawn February 12, 2020