May 13 

Boys let the girl decide what you grab.
Girls, you are in control today. Make that guy grab whatever you want.

Guy, *tries to grab girls ass*
Girl, “uh uh, it’s May 13. I decide what you grab”
Guy, “okay what then”
Girl, “grab my tits you horny teenager”

May 13 by Got em kehd May 9, 2019

May 13 

National Game Day, on this day you are staying home from school and playing games the whole day.

Person1: Did you know it’s National Game Day tomorrow?
Person2: Yeah! It’s May 13th tomorrow! Let’s stay home and play games tomorrow!

May 13 by TheUsedGamer November 11, 2019

May 13 

National Give Your Homies Head Day

National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...

May 13 by PoohsEvilTwin May 9, 2022

May 13 

If you was born on this day you are AWESOME!!! you are nice and sassy!!!

IT'S MAY 13!!!!

May 13 by JJBABY101 May 7, 2020

May 13 

On this day a bf must send his gf a cute picture/selfie of himself.

Girl1:Look my bf sent me this cute selfie!

Girl2: Wait, why did he do that, he usually never sends you his selfies
Girl1: Oh, it’s may 13

May 13 by chris6728 May 11, 2020

May 13 

May 13 is when girls get to suck dick

May 13 : all girls go get some

May 13 by Thebadbitch November 19, 2019

May 13 

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet

May 13 by machary May 9, 2022