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Macadamia Nuts 

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.
I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/
Macadamia Nuts by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020

Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts 

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman
Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”

The Salted Macadamia

When you're on a first date and decide to go to a gelato shop and the guy asks for salted Macadamia. It implies that they enjoy the sexual act of Pegging.
Hi sir what gelato would you like? I'll have the salted macadamia! (girl) "wow that's bold."

Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts 

When a two homosexual males engage in such mass quantities of anal sex that their nut bags get caked with fecal matter, while in Hawaii.
Robbie and Billie loved their honeymoon in Maui...Billie wasn't fond of the "Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts", Robbie on the other hand, couldn't get enough!

Western Macadamia 

Slang for left nut of the male genitalia.
"You fucking thot, suck on my western macadamia"
Western Macadamia by DatsSk8erBoi February 10, 2018

Jacadamia 

A pretty sweet youtuber who animates. He's so handsome and probably is really good at buttering bagels if you know what I mean. He'll boil your ravioli if you know what I'm talkin' about. He'll peanut your butter, eh? He... uh... He'll Jack your Damia, maaan.

...J-just subscribe please
Jacadamia is probably like my 51st favorite youtube channel