North Lincoln High School 

Where all the snakes, fuck niggas, and hoes go. 99% of the people who go to this school will get in your business, fein off your juul, or will be the whitest people you have ever met. The principal is always up your ass, and will take your juul. A lot of drug dealers have formally attended North Lincoln.

Damn you a bitch, you must go to North Lincoln High School.

North Lincoln High School by Richardtherat November 16, 2018

Lincoln middle school 

Lincoln is so ghetto like you got random ass people closing your lockers when you have em open for a reason! The lockers suck ass they always broke or get jammed and then the 6th graders yooo- they act like the so grown? Like kid sit your muffin sized ass down. The cafeteria... imma just not even say anything because there is no word to describe what the cafeteria is- the food is barley edible, and the salads- it’s like they grabbed a handful of leaves threw it in a plastic container with ranch and bread and called it a “healthy meal” And the people that go there- When I tell you musty I mean mUSTY. There are a few okay kids that mind they own but like whew chile. The only nice “teacher” in that school is Ms Thomas.

Rando boy: my moms sending me to Lincoln middle school
Rando boy 2: Id rather go to burleys....

Lincoln middle school by YourfuckingDEAD September 29, 2019

Vincennes Lincoln High School 

Vincennes Lincoln High School, founded in 1897 as Vincennes High School, Is a high school known for being very rude, sexist, and having teachers that are pedophiles.

In 2018 they let an 18 year old student sexually assault a 16 year old student. They keep forcing their students to drop out and often have their rent-a-cop abuse students and walk in on them in the bathroom.

They often favor the kids in sports and let them smoke weed in the bathrooms. Also very cockroach infested..

Vincennes Lincoln High School lost to Jasper on their home coming

Vincennes Lincoln High School by Pushin’ 🅿️ June 7, 2020

East Lincoln High School 

East Lincoln High School isn’t as bad as it all seems except for the fact that the only thing the teachers care about are vapes and dress code. Like damn people if I go to the bathroom and see someone snorting coke off the toilet seat I’m just gonna walk out. Oh and I think there might be some crossbreeding

“Wow we made it on the news, why? We have 164 vapes confiscated in the past 6 months” “well that’s East Lincoln High School for ya”

East Lincoln High School by Bitch ass shit head November 16, 2018

Abraham Lincoln High School 

A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.

Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)

Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.

Notable alumni -

Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins

Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing

Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV

Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers

Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors

Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?

Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?

Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?

Student 2: No shit sherlock.

Abraham Lincoln High School by Switch' January 8, 2012

Lincoln High School 

A high school located in southwest Portland, Oregon near downtown. Is 40% Jewish, 30% Buddhist, and 30% Christian and/or other. If you're not Russian, Korean, or originally from Canada, you're a minority. The median income for families whose kids attend Lincoln is $100,000 and many live in mansions. Needless to say, these kids love skipping school to go shopping downtown, yet still manage to pull off straight A's.

Fun fact: Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons attended Lincoln.

I went to Lincoln High School. I never went to class yet graduated with a 4.0 and got a $10,000 scholarship to Lewis & Clark. How I love being AZN!

Lincoln High School by RiseUpPortland October 26, 2009

west lincoln high school 

full of a bunch of tater digging cousin fuckers who yell "yee haw" all day long.

i fucked my cousin yesterday in the west lincoln high school locker room

west lincoln high school by stonedatskool4life20 March 21, 2019