lale scale 

Universally recognized unit of measure for drunkenness. Normally measured 1 to 10. Named after Steven Lale.

"Whats your Lale Scale mate?", "I'm an 8", "oh Dear"...

lale scale by The Man123456AA December 12, 2013

laween 

a person that can get any girl he wants . Is a very good person and very caring , a keeper

that guy is a laween

laween by hihvgydy October 31, 2020

Lale 

Lale is sexy, beautiful, and mysterious. She is incredibly impulsive but has some great life stories as her life is full of adventures and surprises. She is very tough on the outside but it's a mask because she doesn't want to get hurt again. And when she does get hurt she doesn't show it until she cries at home. She's incredibly strong. Keep going Lale you're powerful 💗

Lale: I had the craziest dream last night
Me: omg not again!

Lale by Anon458 June 12, 2020

lawled 

past tense of 'lawl' which is a way of spelling 'lol' when used as a verb. sometimes used sarcastically

That was hilarious, I totally lawled.

lawled by independent1990 July 5, 2010

Laleh 

A beautiful Persian woman with dark hair and gorgeous eyes. A great friend and strong person, who is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in.

Guy 1: Check out that girl over there. She is such a knockout.

Guy 2: Yeah, she is. I hear she is a Laleh, though, so I hope you can handle her.

Guy 1: Well, I'll give it a shot. I've always wanted to march in a protest.

Laleh by killerjoe26 February 12, 2010

Laclede's 

A Saint Louis University bar where underclassmen go to meet up and to find someone to fornicate with. The bar is old, dingy, and the bathrooms reek of urine and vomit. Do not worry if you are not of legal drinking age, simply bring a baseball card to show the bouncer and you will be able to get in. If not, take your drunken self around the building and climb the metal fence, or sneak in through an open window. Laclede's is the perfect place for drunken canoodling. May also be referred to as "La's" or "Lala's".

Man, I'm so wasted... it's almost midnight, let's head to Laclede's.

God damn, what happened last night at Laclede's?

You don't have a fake? It's okay, we're only going to La's.

Laclede's by ShmartyPants February 19, 2011

Mr. Lawler 

The only real world living human replica of Gordan Freeman, Half Life's main character.

Hey marsh lets go ask Gordan Freeman (Mr. Lawler) to use his gravity gun to fly us to Xactek!!1!

Mr. Lawler by David Walter Rolph January 5, 2009