Shia Labeouf

When a man defecates into a woman's mouth and then stirs it around with his erect penis.

"Dude, this chic I was with last night was a total freak! She let me give her a Shia Labeouf!"

Shia Labeouf by T-Mo aka Poopman December 29, 2008

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Shia Labeouf

An individual who fornicates with robots.

Joe- " hey, did dave just walk into the bathroom with the new edition of popular robotics and a bottle of lotion?
Tom- " yeah, didn't you hear? he's a big time shia Labeouf.

Shia Labeouf by FomeDe September 2, 2009

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The Labeouf

The act of a nerdy/dorky/geeky guy getting the hot chick. This tends to only happen in Shia LaBeouf movies, but happens in real life as well.

Ted "Yo dude, billy has a hot girlfriend!!"
John "Yeah, he pulled The LaBeouf."

The Labeouf by EpicSmith93 September 20, 2009

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Shia Labeouf

The latest actor Hollywood is raping up the ass. Appears in every other movie this side of Vancouver, particularly as pointless side characters as in 'I-Robot' and 'Indiana Jones'. If this guy is even considered for a second to appear in the next Batman movie, I'll send Warner Brother's my own shit in the mail

Guy 1: Man, how many movies is Shia Labeouf actually in?

Guy 2: At this exact moment, 12. He plays The Joker's pointless friend in The Dark Knight, Benjamin Button's pointless friend in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and Jamal's pointless friend in Slumdog Millionaire

Guy 1: Man he's so versatile

Guy 2: I know, his pallete also includes Will Smith's pointless friend in I-Robot and Harrison Ford's pointless sidekick in Indiana Jones

Shia Labeouf by Azz2801 February 22, 2009