Kellogg Syndrome 

When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.

-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!

- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!

Kellogg Syndrome by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017

kellogg 

(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry

Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.

kellogg by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth March 14, 2011

kellogging 

The act of saying "GR-R-REAT" (like Tony the the tiger)

A: I just bombed my f-ing finals.
B: Thats gr-r-reat!
A: Dude. Stop kellogging me.

kellogging by CSB January 18, 2005

keylogger 

(Keystroke logger) Hacking tool / Trojan horse used for stealing passwords or other confidential information. Logs keystrokes and may email the logs to the hacker.

Ph33r m3 I keylog j00r MSN account

keylogger by Aku Ankka July 28, 2004

Kellogg's 

A company that makes cereals.

I love eating Kellogg's Corn Flakes.

Kellogg's by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016

kellogg 

(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry

Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.

kellogg by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth March 22, 2011

kellogg 

An ultra elite MBA program that sent out congratulatory admit email to their F'09 applicants and then dinged their status online. (gave them false hope, then took them, threw it to the ground, and shattered it into million little pieces...)

Then rather than accepting those poor applicants, Kellogg called all the dinged applicants next day to remind them that they were indeed dinged from the very beginning.

Welcome to Kellogg School of Management.

a.k.a. you are dinged!

kellogg by whalewars December 20, 2008