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J.U.P.S. 

J.U.P.S.
Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.

Synonyms include: ate up and soup sandwich.
J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.
J.U.P.S. by reemyb September 7, 2021
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J.U.P.S.- Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.
J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.

Also see: soup sandwich, ate up, hot mess
J.U.P.S by reemyb September 24, 2021

Brazilian Ju jit su 

Nerds karate, it doesn't have to be Brazilian any form of Ju jit su is just nerds karate.
Boy - Yo guess what I do Ju jit su!
Girl - cool, so nerds karate

Boy - come on

( Brazilian Ju jit su - Nerds karate, it doesn't have to be Brazilian any form of Ju jit su is just nerds karate. )

e-ju-ma-kay-shun

i have a very good e-ju-ma-kay-shun

Syu Ju Wen 

Slang for when someone aggressively tries to threaten you and sue you because of Anatidaephobia. Most likely from a cheap visor-wearing bitch that suffers from anger management and pretends to be an incel, but actually, no one wants to fuck them. You should run away from a "Syu Ju Wen" and block them from your chaturbate account. Be careful because they could stalk you at Ross and the DMV, where they like to inhabit.
Guy 1: Fuck man, that slut over there just threatened to sue me because she thinks a duck is watching her. TF.
Guy 2: Bruhh, block that Syu Ju Wen and report them to your manager.
Girl 3: I overheard you both and just want to say if I'm 60% water, why don't I evaporate?
Guy 1: Oh shit, I need to run out of the DMV, bye bruh.
Syu Ju Wen by Ziuratcacfita September 1, 2023

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
a guy with a vary large penis that is sexually active
sung ju is a vary sexual guy
sung ju by john p. white June 29, 2011