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Skippy/ Skippy in a jiffy

Peanut Butter all over her morsels? For real Skippy in a jiffy is what a low down Dirty-Ass Skeezer HoBag Beeeotch will do when she gotta have it!!! I'm talkin' about gettin' on the low down with a genuine Fido Bow Wow K-9 flea bag mutt full of fur, and givin' him sumpin' ta chomp on! Smackin' his tongue all over her meat curtains and she's explodin' some o' thOse "oh my Mutha Fuckin' Gawwwdz" right therr! Sick in her disgusting fantasy world wishin' it was a man master rug licker lesbie friend or some bad boy. Damn! Get eatin', laid or even used... but no not the fucking animals especially mans best friend the D-O-G?! WTF?!!.
Beastiality Real fucked up shit Ladies and Germz... I aint down with that Holla if ya hear me!!! 'Cause it doesn't get much worse than that except Necro's But that another mother fuckin' sorry ass story!!!

Spiffy in a Jiffy 

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.
"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."
Spiffy in a Jiffy by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017

jeffy spaghetti 

in an alternate universe where Jesus is named Jeffy spaghetti instead.
jeffy spaghetti by spaghetti jeff January 23, 2018

jeffy spaghetti 

jesus christ in an alternate universe woooooooaaaahhhhh
jeffy spaghetti by spaghetti jeff January 22, 2018

jeffy sleeper pick 

A fantasy football draft pick who can end up having just a shredded bit of success throughout the entire football season, or be the reigning NFL MVP. Is typically made by guys who always qualify for the consolation bracket each year.
Guy 1- "Aaron Rodgers was my jeffy sleeper pick this season."

Guy 2- "Dude, Aaron Rodgers was the top ranked QB in the draft rankings"

Guy 1- "Yeah well nobody else Tweeted that they were thinking about drafting him, or mentioned his name in the last ten minutes, so therefore he's my jeffy sleeper pick."