bean jar sex 

one way to keep track of love making.

When we have sex my girl puts one bean into a jar. The jar is called bean jar sex.
( most jars = 1,000 beans ) It takes about 3 ker jars to make one baby!!!

bean jar sex by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007

jar squatter 

When a male or female squezzes a large jar up his or her anus then lets the jar shatter inside, letting it cut the insides.

there is a video out there named jar squatter

jar squatter by rafatron February 18, 2009

jar squater 

when a man sit on a glass sticks it in his butt and it breaks.he has to pick the glass out of his butt. what a dumbass

remember when when brady did the jar squater i heard theres still some glass in his ass.brady is a guy who lives on top of save easy.

jar squater by mr.buttcheeks March 13, 2009

jar squatting 

the act of squatting on a jar

hey tom
whats up bob

nothing just jar squatting
ohh well have some fun with that
ohh i will see ya later
see ya

jar squatting by bucs 76 April 4, 2010

Darth Jar Jar Syndrome 

Acting like a clumsy fuckward to cover up strength and being a big fish than most people.

Based off the darth jar jar theory

Never knew that cunt was that solid, he tricked us all with that darth jar jar syndrome

Darth Jar Jar Syndrome by Mishst16 June 20, 2022

Jar of Shame 

Jarius Shameus, also known as Conus Humilitus, is a jar that demands payment every time you fail. This payment may be made out in money, cookies, anything you find pleasant.

Fuckin Jar of Shame took my last free dollar. I need to do my damn homework every once in a while.

Jar of Shame by Rebexxa October 28, 2010

Shoot a pickle jar into space 

To go to extreme measures after being thoroughly frustrated, in a way that will not actually help the situation.

William spent three months trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy. After dieing every time in the same place for a solid month, he was so fed up that he smashed his keyboard into pieces and threw his computer out the window. This is what it means to shoot a pickle jar into space.

Shoot a pickle jar into space by Haragorn February 22, 2010