jms

Jewish Mother Syndrome; to be really overprotective, grouchy, and an overall bitch; PMSing

Omigosh, my mom has a serious case of JMS! She won't let me go to the movies tonight because she said that I could get raped and kidnapped.

...also....

That girl- Arielle- is SO jms...who shoved a stick up her butt?

by dirrtyyJEW July 23, 2008

JMS

Junior Mafia Squad

Yo JMS just rolled up, RUN BITCH RUN

by NO SCHOOL LIKE THE OLD SCHOOL March 8, 2019

JMS

JMS is Constantinople. (from song Istanbul is Constantinople)
He is also a man of many songs.
An Arabian chant, a jungle yell, "dum dum dum JMS bites the dust", "JMS dum dum dum ftl", "OMG JMS", etc.

SUPERMAN THAT (J|M|S)!

JMS is Constantinople! JMS is Constantinople! JMS is Constantinople!

by chrick January 11, 2009

JMS

Text term for "Jack My Swag" which means to copy someones style that makes them cool.

Dude 1: "Yo man, Mike got the same haircut as you."
Dude 2: "Wow, he would JMS like that."

Girl 1: "OMG!! Lisa got the same top as you!!"
Girl 2: "NO WAY! SHE LIKE TOTALLY JMS!"

by kayxxoxo May 23, 2011

Jms

Jms - Jump my shit kinda like hmu but better

Me-Jms

Friends- heyyyyyy bitchhh

by Mamalama May 27, 2018

Jms

Gay school filled with cliquey popular bitches. If you’re not popular you’re either wierd or a drug addict. Oh, and do I mention we are stuck up and literally want to be better than everyone else. We try so hard on sports and spend 99.9% of our money on it, but we SUCK. But we refuse to realize that. Also they cancel school for a literal DROP of snow. It’s pretty gay.

Girl 1: that Anna girl is a bitch

Girl 2: ya she goes to Jms
Girl 1: no wonderrrr

by Hebashebaleba123 March 4, 2019

Jms

Jms means jerk my shit

Hey honey can you jms

by Ggbhbnn April 12, 2020