tumblr-itus 

being so addicted to tumbr that you can't stop and your social life goes down the drain.

Annie: OH MY...i think i have tumblr-itus
Casey: WTF
Annie: you know...im not going out anymore, my hands are glued to the mouse pad...i can't stop making jokes only people with a tumblr can understand...plus i keep writing this: "la;ksjlkj" and correcting people when they write "your" when they mean "you're"
Casey: and when does this disease end?
Annie: never c:

tumblr-itus by anniekinns.tumblr.com June 21, 2011

Ass-eń-itus 

When you go to the doctors office and the doctor diagnoses you that you have been muching to many bad bitches butholes, therefore your face is covered with in anal pubes.

God damn!! I got ass-eń-itus. Heard it from ma doctor this morning.

Ass-eń-itus by The Kenyan Kings March 20, 2015

Remington Bard-itus

A medical condition which causes the following symptoms : Bitching about your roommate, Sucking too much dick, decreased sex drive and no desire to be a man in any way.

Dude, I think I have Remington Bard-itus so I'm gunna just jump off a bridge.

Remington Bard-itus by RemingtonBard May 5, 2011

Eighth Grade-itus 

The "disease" that begins for eighth grade boys and girls towards the end of the year. Symptoms include: lower grades in classes, excitement towards high school and summer, and not bothering to do homework/pay attention in class.

"Damn, I think I'm catching Eighth Grade-itus!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"

Eighth Grade-itus by nyaha2 May 7, 2009

start-shit-itus 

A fast spreading sickness among youth, in which, they start shit with everyone as long as they have their friends to back them up.

If you have start-shit-itus, I'll fuck your shit out of your mouth.

start-shit-itus by Kevinnnnnlolz May 11, 2008

I-see-a-cock-al-itus 

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.

Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”

I-see-a-cock-al-itus by Double triple February 5, 2022

lol-itus 

Some one who excesively uses the term 'lol' in emails, text or other forms of electronic comunication

terry: Hey man what you upto later
John: Dunno lol
Terry: Dude whats up with u and lol u have a problem
John: yeah its my lol-itus, lol.
Terry: Fuck that man i aint talking to u no more, ure such a fag
John: lol :-(

lol-itus by CharlieHobbit4 February 24, 2009