irn bru 

An orange soft drink made in Scotland. Generally only worshipped by Scottish men and boys - the latter often like to mix it with spirits such as vodka. To the rest of the Earth's population, this drink is unconsumable for its vileness.

"Wanna sip of my irn bru + vodka mix?"
"No thanks, I cannae drink that shite."

irn bru by Love, Kat October 15, 2007

Irn Bru 

The drink Kat absorbs on a regular basis to fuel her rage and self-hatred.

Person: “What time is it?”
Kat: “Bru time!” *proceeds to crack open a can of Irn Bru into her mic*

Irn Bru by jointhecultttt August 27, 2018

Irn-Bru 

Irn-Bru. Caffine high, sugar laden fruit flavoured soda very popular in Scotland.
Predominately drank on the West coast and affectionately refered to as "ginger" although this is universally mis-atributed to the bright orange colour (hence irn-bru)

Excellent for a buckfast hangover.
Bad for teeth and hyperactivity

(Scene: Glaswegian with travel pass from HMP Saughton at newsagent inside Waverly Railway Station, Edinburgh)
Aw man, ma hied is gieing me pelters. Do you hae any "ginger"?
"Ginger"? Do you mean Irn-Bru?
Aye
Well, learn to speak english, you soap dodging weegie ned, and I might sell you some.

Irn-Bru by BrettS December 17, 2005

irn-bru 

popular scottish drink that involves pouring large quantities of sugar and rust solution into your body, and if you leave it in the glass long enough begins to errod away the sides

can i have a glass of irn-bru

irn-bru by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

Irn-Bru 

a type of drink which looks like radioactive piss. popular with jock mcThicks and other such foreigners. actually, it has this really cool website that sells plaid clothing. they also have amusing commercials involving old women and robberies.

lo, hand me da Irn-Bru, fewl, else I kick yo head in, know what I'm sayin?!

Irn-Bru by KTH April 2, 2004

Irn Bru Poo 

A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into particularly pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that cut through the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing considerable splashback and chipping the porcelain.

"I went to drown the chocolate slugs but it turned out to be a turd so big it couldnt be dispensed without vocal assistance, a groaner"

Irn Bru Poo by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

Slutty Irn Bru 

An irn bru mixed with vodka. A non-alcoholic mixed drink is also known as a virgin cocktail hence why this irn bru is slutty.

"hapnin rob wit ye up tae the night bro?" "gonne be rollin off a few extra slutty irn bru's mate"

Slutty Irn Bru by wee davie November 12, 2018