insertion point 

A word often used by Mrs. Bean, commonly refering the point in between her legs.

Now class, observe as this man sticks his joy-stick into my insertion point.

insertion point by Raphael. November 27, 2006

tactical insertion 

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse

John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck

tactical insertion by ablahblah January 11, 2010

Freudian insertion 

the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.

"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."

Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.

Freudian insertion by xollock May 22, 2009

Tactical Insertion 

when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.

After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.

Tactical Insertion by PrivatePyle420 January 24, 2010

Tactical Insertion 

When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.

Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.

Tactical Insertion by Kandy Kane Lane April 19, 2010

Tactical Insertion 

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.

Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch

Tactical Insertion by TallyNasty August 25, 2010

celebrity insertion 

the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business

Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.

celebrity insertion by dunnro1 February 24, 2009