inactivated 

Nico Karadimitriadis' alternative definition of the word de-activated, normally used in a technology context.

Nico: Sheee-yit, I installed that Windoze security update, and now my web browser is inactivated!

User: The word's deactivated, dummy

Nico: Kiss my ass I get paid triple what you do

inactivated by Engelbert Humperdinck February 21, 2008

Inactivist 

A portmanteau of "internet" and "activist" to more efficiently and accurately label and understand self-described "activists" who "spread awareness," complain about stuff or make idle demands about how things ought to be or the way they should be done online in petitions, blogs, forums, comment sections and social media, but who have no real intention, plan or ability to do or participate in anything in real life; especially those who post under pseudonyms out of fearful pretense that they are of any consequence to the powers that be against whom they believe they so fervently struggle.

The politically-minded prototype for the "social media influencer," more accurately and concisely known as "floozies."

See also: liberal (Phil Ochs)

The inactivists are posting up a storm this week, we can probably expect some sternly-worded online petitions soon.

Inactivist by ozob84 January 19, 2020

Political Inactivism 

The use of direct, often confrontational action meant to instigate social and political change, through Facebook and Twitter posts. Inactivists will often point to the root or cause of a social issue without directing the audience toward a course of action or even a coherent alternative viewpoint.

Steven got caught up in Political Inactivism today when he protested Obamacare on Facebook for 4 hours straight and then ate a ham sandwich and forgot.

Political Inactivism by thesozoguy September 27, 2013

Hott-ictivity 

The hott-like qualities, or the level of hottness someone or something has. Can be used to describe inanimate objects that are really cool.

"That book has some high hott-ictivity!"

"Her hott-ictivity is close to 11/10, or 110%!"

Hott-ictivity by Alymay August 29, 2008

inactively suicidal

When you won't kill yourself but wouldn't mind if you died.

Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.

inactively suicidal by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017

Inactivist 

An inactivist is any ideologue who claims merit for activism, while doing little more than complain to their circle of friends about what should be done to further their ideology.

An inactivist claims to fight for a cause, while only engaging in actions that further their own popularity.

While claiming to fight for equal rights, the internet inactivist rarely left his computer, or engaged in any offline protests.

Inactivist by Qntkka December 1, 2015

Trumpvirus’s Infectivity 

The rate at which Donald J. Trump’s conspiracies and lies about fraudulent ballots brainwashes his oft-gullible hardcore supporters to donate to the post-election fund to "protect the results and keep fighting even after Election Day.”

Trumpvirus’s infectivity incited both Trumpists and QAnonists to contribute tens of millions of dollars, which could be used to settle part of the president’s bigly debt and to finance his own political rallies, especially if he’s running again in 2024 (assuming that he’s not behind bars by then).

Trumpvirus’s Infectivity by MathPlus December 4, 2020