(from 'Hebrew split'): a quantity of marijuana too small to request from a dealer, typically 1.75g, or half the minimum sale amount of a given retailer. A Hebrew split is usually obtained by pooling funds between 2 people, and splitting the purchase.

Anyone down to get a Hebrew with me on Friday?

Hebrew by Necron512 December 11, 2009

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Hebrew slave

To be overworked beyond the point of complete physical and mental exhaustion. Always for the benefit and/or gain of someone else with little to no concern for those completing the work.

Dan: “What’s been going on with you here lately? Haven’t seen you in I don’t even know how long.”
Mike: “Dude, I can’t even remember the last time I had a day off. Since the company was audited last month, the higher ups have been working us like Hebrew slaves to prepare the files and documents for the IRS.”

Hebrew slave by Snugglefucked83* February 1, 2022

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Hebrew Canoe

Very large four door car from the 1970's-1980's that has the ability to carry a massive pay-load of humans.

Dude did you see the size of that Hebrew Canoe rollin down the hwy.

Hebrew Canoe by majinxycat August 5, 2010

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Hebrew class

Hebrew class only has one word to describe it... HELL. I have had it every day for the past 4 years and don't understand a single word. Basically, if you have this class you're screwed. I hope that brings you comfort.

Hebrew speaking person:וואו היית נחוש להבין את זה
me: the fuck? ? This is America dumbass WE SPEAK ENGLISH

Hebrew speaking person: לעזאזל אית
me: DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME I NO HABLA HEBREW.

Basically Hebrew class means hell

Hebrew class by tenkai22345 October 27, 2020

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