HIV

The deadliest catch.

HIV Aids is the deadly catch.

by noʎ ʞɔnɟ October 18, 2010

HIV

Hopkins Impaired Vision (HIV)

When people get used to the ugly students at Johns Hopkins University and eventually find somewhat unattractive people attractive after being disconnected from the real world for long periods of time.

Tim: Hey what school did you go to?
Mike: Johns Hopkins University
Tim: Jesus, do you still have HIV or is your definition of hot starting to change?

by Numnah May 2, 2009

HIV

Rarely-needed abbreviation for "hot island vagina", often confused with the not so desirable life-threatening virus.

Dude, I went to Hawaii last week and got HIV.
Oh my god, man. I'm so sorry!
Sorry? Best HIV of my LIFE, bro! Mmm, mmm.

Student: Can you get HIV from a public toilet?
Teacher: Reach for the stars, kid.

by Ha-mes April 15, 2009

HIV

High Integrity Values!

I want you to go and spread HIV everyone you see! If they don't have HIV go give it to em'!

by dennis espinosa motherfker. December 14, 2008

hiv

Pronounced, "high five" (from hi - v (5)) - a surreptitious way to describe a person with HIV. Also, "HI-fiver"

The junkie in 2 is a high-fiver.
High-five coming in by ambulance - gown up!

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

HIV

What the ho's hand out. No not Human immunodefiency virus. Head In Vehicle.

Guy 1:Man them chicks over there be giving HIV.
Guy 2: Nigga why you want that, man yo dick gonna fall off.
Guy 1: Not that shit, man the good HIV, Head in Vehicle.
Guy 2: Yeah, man!

by joey king April 7, 2009

HIV

H:Hairy
I:Infested
V:Vagina

My firneds told me she had an HIV.

by kenny bachman April 4, 2010