Green Weenie 

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

Green Weenie by mugbutt July 29, 2021

big green weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.

LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!

LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.

big green weenie by DvaPac December 24, 2007

the green weenie 

The giant dick of the united states army. Ramming home into every soldiers asshole.

Man the green weenie fucked me again this weekend.

the green weenie by Damaged Duck June 4, 2017

big green weenie

When you are in the Marine Corps and your boss fucks you over big time, making it feel like you have the Marine Corp's Big Green Weenie right up your ass hole with no anal ease even offered.

Andy: I can't believe we have to work for the fifth Saturday in a row.

JR: I know we are definitey getting reamed with the ol big green weenie again.

big green weenie by salty pirate January 23, 2007

Big Green Weenie

Being completely screwed over, taking all sorts of crap, and being made to do rediculous shit.

SSgt: Formation 0430 and you're working this weekend.

Sgt: Well Boys. We're taking the Big Green Weenie. No Lube.

Big Green Weenie by CST069 October 28, 2009

Big Green Weenie

when you get fucked (without lube) until your ass bleeds for a week, by some jackass that is a fuckin retard for not puting your paperwork in on time causing you to get fucked out of a re-enlistment.

Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.

Big Green Weenie by Cpl *J* May 7, 2010

big green weenie

yodas cock. its green after all, isn't it?

yodas cock is a big green weenie. someone fucks it every day.

big green weenie by Uncircumsized Penis March 26, 2019