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Gravitational Wealth

A mass of wealth so great that it can bend tax codes and pull governments out of their natural orbits.
Guy 1 - Did you read about the candidate who was so rich he used his money to lobby for a lower tax rate for himself?
Guy 2 - Yeah. That is some gravitational wealth.

grabitational features 

Features, such as the butt, that can be grabbed. The nice features of your significant other or any hot person.
You see a hot girl/guy and look her/him up and down. You point out her/his nice grabitational features. Nice butt, legs, chest, etc.

Groovitational Pull 

Referring to the pull you feel towards music that is funky in nature.
Hey, did you hear that band the other night, you know groovitational pull?
Groovitational Pull by Noja May 1, 2009

Gavination 

it's a gavination up in here
Gavination by Chuck B April 29, 2003

Gabitation 

The theory in which the passage of time seems to increase when around a Gabby.
While with a Gabby: That two hours felt like 30 minutes, must be gabitation!
Gabitation by TheKmank December 29, 2009

gravitational masturbation 

When u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming "IM IN SPACEEE" before cumming all over the planets
Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system

Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison