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stoke golding 

A small quiet village in Hinckley, home to small minded posh kids that like to think there the dogs bollocks, st Martin's is the local academy, full of arrogant snobby teachers. If you walk into stoke golding make sure you don't speak to anyone as you will be looked down onto as if you are a local chav from barwell or earl Shilton
Oh have you been to 'stoke golding' recently... one of the kids have the new iPhone that cost £...

Gary Golding 

If I could only channel my inner Gary Golding, I'd simply consume as little as possible.
Gary Golding by zumyj May 4, 2023

Sigma James Golding 

Dan Freakwood's self proclaimed fuck toy who he uses to carry out his voyeurist fantasies whilst he sits in the corner of the room stroking his shit. Typically found bare blazing it and jerking it on NYE.
Wow have you seen that sigma James Golding? He's being bumfiddles by that Dan Freakwood again

GoldenGlare 

GoldenGlare is a member of the krew. Her name is Kim and she is the 2nd oldest. She has 4 siblings including ItsFunneh. She has more that 1 million subscribers on YouTube but does not post as much as she used to.
GoldenGlare is ItsFunnehs sister
GoldenGlare by Bettys.boba November 27, 2020

Goldnigger 

A Black man that marries a white woman for money or vice versa.
Rachel: He's just a black man marrying you for your money
Jacklyn: Ya I Know
Rachel: Well, he's just a Goldnigger
Goldnigger by M6tt36 Brady August 19, 2009

Adventure Golfing 

Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.
George fell out of the golf cart during adventure golfing and got lost on the course.