Garner 

Technically there can be two meanings, a garner can be someone who is mentally lost in a mystical realm. This person loves wizards, fairys and goblins. A garner can also be very dumb. This person is cocky and thinks they know everything. They lose every argument they EVER get into, has little to no knowledge about sports.

Hey look a new lord of the rings is out, I bet garner will be first row.

Hey what's that guys deal he is horrible at life, he is a garner give him a break

Garner by Murder block 3 Hunna no mercy May 4, 2014

garner 

A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.

She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.

garner by Jonomatopoeia February 28, 2008

Garner 

A Garner is a person who acts like a little bitch. As a kid, a Garner can be heard shouting "I'm telling!" at any injustice or breaking of a rule. As an adult, a Garner is still a liltle bitch. They often tattle tale and avoid confrontation with other adults.

A Garner tends to think of themselves as above others and expects the world to cater to them. This, of course, is because they are more intelligent than everyone. A Garner will be the first to tell you how wonderful they are.

"He's a real Garner, ran right to the boss to tattle but didn't talk to me. "
"She's a Garner, you have to do it her way because she thinks she knows everything."

Garner by Uratroll September 23, 2020

Garner 

Is a shit hole of a town in NC. It's made up of inbred hillbillies. The surroundings look like the town that time forgot. .

Places you don't wanna be...Jail, Hell , and Garner

Garner by HaHauFool July 14, 2019

Garner 

Garner is a cripple that still can’t walk after about 10 thousand surgeries and if he saved all the raised money up then could’ve bought himself a nice 24 karott wheelchair. He obviously assisted in the production design of monster energy super cross bike ride the game 2 due to the impressive stunts that he fearlessly does at his training ground: school. This only gets him catphished and sends nudes to Adam the specky fore eyed. Also he’s a cripple.

Oh look it’s garner doing his sick stunts again what a rad dude he deserves to be catphished.

Garner by Yeet boi696969 January 4, 2020

Garner 

a place that brings large amounts of nostalgia and joy to crowds every year

i need some garner right now

i can’t wait for garner

Garner by user1962 May 15, 2024

Garner Berry

A very sexy man with lots of girlfriends and lots of fortnite wins. Everybody loves him and he is very epic. He has a very plump booty that people love to touch. He is the funniest guy you will ever meet and 6ix9ine is his uncle who hooks him up with lots of v- bucks and gives him hot ladies. All the girls at his school want to kiss him. His snapchat is @garnerberry and his instagram is @garnerberry_

kylie jenner: hey did you see that sexy man over there who is also cool and epic?
Sommer ray: yes, thats my boyfriend he is such a Garner Berry.

Garner Berry by sommer ray official November 26, 2018