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fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug

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Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking 

urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"

Get a fucking job 

This is what you say to a thirty year old running around aimlessly in your neighbourhood at 4 o'clock in the morning looking for pikachu
DAVE: " hey tom who's that clown running around on your front lawn in the rain with his I phone?" TOM: "who knows , that dude should get a fucking job "

don't get me fucking twisted 

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.

get a fucking life

A phrase aimed at an individual who lives a pathetic, piss poor existence and who is often caught at trying to cheat someone out of his/her happiness. Often shouted within earshot of said individual to make the point that they are just a fucking loser.

Lemme get a fucking uhhhh... 

The sentence everyone mutters when they're drunk. Typically takes place in a food chain. This sentence is said when it is our turn to order and can't decide on what to get.
Mcdonalds Employee: Hi what can I get for you?
Me (drunk): Yeah, Lemme get a fucking uhhhh...