Friar Tuck 

When a stumpy cock can only just protrude past the pubes, giving the appearance of a monk’s shaved head.

He was hesitant to pull down his trousers, and once I saw the friar tuck he was hiding underneath, she could understand why.

Friar Tuck by Charyk August 28, 2023

friar's tuck 

Slang for a person who is balding or has a bald spot on the top of their head.

Friar Tuck is a companion to Robin Hood in the legends about that character. Friars Tuck is the common pattern of a border of hair around the back of the head/neck and the sides of the head.

Sir it looks you have a Friar's tuck

friar's tuck by Foofe October 4, 2010

Friar Tucked

Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.

"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!"
"Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"

Friar Tucked by Lubo25 January 23, 2009

Friar Tucks

The greatest restaurant to bless this earth

Michael: fuck me, I'm hungry for a wee chicken supreme, wanna get a friar tucks
James: I want to have non homosexual sexual intercourse with you for suggesting that

Friar Tucks by definitelyaturtle October 7, 2018

Friah Tuck 

Fat bastard who drinks meade

Duncan Fuller

Friah Tuck by NICKO March 18, 2003

Frier Tuck 

It is a hairstyle worn by some women and few men it is basically just a bald spot on the crown of the head but how it is styled is what matters it comes from frequent and many repetitions of the stealing wheel rubbing on the back of their head while giving road head.

Damn krysti's frier tuck is fucked up. Yeah to many different style stealing wheels to keep it uniform.

Frier Tuck by I. Dyddertwyce September 10, 2023