Fage 

A word derived from Fage Greek Yogurt that describes an incredibly yogurt like person. Someone who doesn't dare to travel outside the pot but remain in a glutinous annoying state. They often study history because their bacteria live for generations in a sloppy half-hearted existence that culminates in complete pweenage (destruction) once their level of fagge-cyte has become unbearably high.

Warning- If someone encounters a Fage, it should be pweened upon discovery.

Look there is a little Fage in the corner. Lets pween him vehemently!

Fage by Real Murcia May 29, 2013

Fage 

Best friend

Tj is my Fage.

Fage by tas7793 November 14, 2010

Fage 

1. A much less derogatory derivation of the word 'faggot'.

2. For the Amusement of Gavin and Euan.

"Alright, you fage?"

"Aye, fage."

Fage by Gavin Anderson March 22, 2005

Fage 

"Fage" is a slang for "Facebook page". Fage is much easier and faster to say than Facebook page.

"Hey Bob! Have you checked your Fage recently? I posted something really cool on there!"

Fage by cheerguru February 5, 2010

Fage 

A person of toolish character. Someone who is undesirable. A goofball or laughable fool.

Oh man, the new kid in school is such a Fage! he is always trying to impress people!

Mage knight? more like FAGE KNIGHT!

Fage by Kassidari February 4, 2010

fage 

In World of Warcraft, a dumbass mage who likes to use all his mana on trash pulls and bitch about dying.

RaidRaider#1: Tuliz ur a fucking idiot fage, stop pulling aggro and dying.
RaidTuliz: The tank sucks.
RaidRaider #2: u have no mana left, after one trash pull....

fage by fishscale November 4, 2007

Fage 

it means badass that eats asians for breakfast and girls unvoluntarily eye fuck

Doug is such a fage. I wish I were like him and girls looked at me like that

Fage by Dr. Hugh G. Rection April 19, 2007