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Financial Services Authority (UK)

Originally set up too late to protect the public from financial scandals, it now exists to gradually corode financial services in the UK. The favoured mechanism is by writing nonsensical rule books that go round in circles in the language of a 17th century lawlord on steroids. Also, rules that are "Principal Based" so that they can catch you out on anything they haven't written an actual rule for (yet). The FSA is the chocolate beard in the otherwise pristine washroom of British Financial Services. It will take UK Financial Services down the same road as our car industry has gone - India and China.
"Have we got enough money money for our Chrismas Party Tarquin"

"Oh yes - but we'll fine a few more firms first, so we can each go in a new Porsche and flush our wee-wees away with Champagne"

FSA - Financial Strangulation Authority
FSA by Ravens May 18, 2006
Related Words
fsas Fsag FSA Wifi FSA Rat fsabmn FSAC fsadf FSAE fsafb Fsagtot
Fake Sleeping Alliance - Originated in Big Brother 8 by Nick and Daniele. Anyone who pretends they are sleeping in order to listen to other people's conversations is a member of the Fake Sleeping Alliance.
"Let's go talk outside so the FSA won't hear us."
FSA by Kayla Franklin September 19, 2007
Fail States of America, for certain people that manage to hate the USA at the moment.
I heard you were from the FSA. >_>
FSA by TheMagicNumber October 21, 2009
Fuck-Shit Attitude

An attitude that is characterized by a total disregard for either someone else or a situation
Person 1: Person 3 truly doesn't give a damn
Person 2: Yeah he really has a FSA
Person 3: I don't give a shit what you guys think
fsa by Pumita October 13, 2008
I just filled the Harley with gas, did a bunch of math, now it's FSA.
FSA by TjJib May 6, 2023

FSA Wifi 

It is the worst wifi connection possibly achieved on this planet. This wifi is beyond a bad connection. It affects the life of thousands of people around the world.
Ricky: "MY STUPID WEBISTE IS NOT LOADING AGAIN!!!!"

Dave: "Must be FSA Wifi again"
James: "I hate my life"
FSA Wifi by what do you mean? March 13, 2019