Enterprise 

A large, successful company.
Not related to Star Trek.


I mean it.

Microsoft is the world's biggest, most ebil enterprise!

Enterprise by KnightDelta May 19, 2004

Enterprise 

1st meaning:a large and successful company
2nd meaning:a aircraft carrier from ww2,first nuclear supercarrier and the third ship of the Gerald R Ford class nuclear carrier
3rd meaning:STAR TREK IK PLS STOP
4th meaning:anime :/

no need ENTERPRISE MEAN SO MANY THING

Enterprise by Sovetskiy September 16, 2022

Enterprise Transformation 

An exercise undertaken by a company shortly before its web address becomes a "link to nowhere."

Six months before shuttering its windows and doors, Zombie Hyena Industry Solutions launched a last-ditch Enterprise Transformation initiative.

Enterprise Transformation by The Whole World Is Watching October 28, 2010

Enterprise Effect 

A phenomenon seen in many sci-fi movies/TV programs by which any damage to a spaceship (regardless of location) is seen as sparks and/or fire in the bridge/command center of said spacecraft. First experiences with the effect were on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, piloted by the illustrious/infamous Captain James T. Kirk of Starfleet Command (hence the name).

Scotty: We've 'ad an 'it on on the most unimportant part of the ship Cap'in. I can' hold her!

Kirk: Oh god, the sparks and/or fire are/is everywhere!!1 We're experienceing one hell of an Enterprise Effect.

Enterprise Effect by SilentS March 20, 2009

enterprise code 

A derogatory term for program code that is ridiculously verbose and difficult to read and edit, characterized by grossly abusing the myriad of features available for a given language when a much simpler and more elegant solution is obvious. Derived from the horrible code that the employees of large, bureaucratic companies write for the sake of busy work and/or tormenting coworkers.

John spent eight hours writing 471 lines of Java enterprise code, importing thirteen libraries and carefully crafting three factory classes to accomplish a task that could just as easily be done with ten lines of Python. A hard day's pay earned.

enterprise code by dontkillalljews February 12, 2013

enterprise view 

A word used by corporate or headquarters weasel types to condescendingly tell employees that they don’t get the big picture.

Employee: “Why have we been working ten hours of overtime a week that we are not being paid for? This clearly violates the Fair Labor Standards Act.”

Corporate Weasel: “You clearly do not have an enterprise view, if you did you would know that we fuck over all employees on a national level, not just here.”

enterprise view by P-Biddy November 29, 2018

enterprise back-stabber 

One who stabs yer back, yet professes to not do such things. Occurs in enterprise IT environments particularly in the south eastern region of the U.S.

Dude enterprise back-stabber told on me for circumventing the firewall! What an asshole.

enterprise back-stabber by xl0 August 23, 2004