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Count duku 

a key conspirator in one of those lame new star wars movies. OR: yet another word for a mad huge dump.
dude 1: DUDE i gotta go drop a mad count duku!! prepare your escape pod now!!
dudde2: dude thats totaly gross
five minutes later...
dude 1: I JUST DROPPED A MOST INSIDIOUS COUNT DUKU! THE CLONE WARS HAVE MOST CERTAINLY BEGUN! PROTECT THE HIGH COUNCIL, A MYSTERIOUS STENCH COVERS THE LAND!
dude 2: your'e taking this way too far dude
dude 1: SHUT UP BEFORE I DEPLOY THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE ALL OVER YOUR FACE! besides im obviously cooler than you, i mean, i AM dude 1, your are dude 2.
dude 2: yeah well you have a ridiculous hair cut!
dude 1: if you say that one more time ill tie your penis in a knot!
dude 2: OH YEAH!? well i don't have a penis!
dude 1:...well...i guess you win.
Count duku by Michael Langdon February 26, 2005
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du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun 

One fucking beautiful set of words featured in the song, "Mans not hot", by Big Shaq.
Also used often during sexual activities.
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun

Man:*Shoves dick in babe*
Babe: "OOOHHHH YEAAAA!!"
Man: "du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun"
dukun is a common occupation among the Javanese people of
Indonesia. its called shaman, or psychic, or paranormal in english.
many people come to a dukun for many purpose, e.g. for increase
wealthyness, to make someone like him or her, or even for
revenge on someone. yes, dukun can perform something similar
with vodoo.
hey, I heard your neighbour is a dukun
dukun by ga'il September 28, 2013
1. Synonym for dukey, the nickname for a lazy bum named joshua.
2. Word used by Alan Alcock ($Arab Money$) to describe lukus in a way that would piss him off.
1.

Ricky: Hey dukus.
Joshua (dukus) Whatsup ricks

2.
Alan: Hey DUKUS!!!!! ahuuurgh ahuuurgh ahuuurgh (laugh)
Lukus: Gaddammit alan
dukus by mochi-SAN December 9, 2013
Dukun means gay in turkish and it actually means son of a bitch which is actually is orospu çocuğu in turkish
Ahmad stop being a dukun…
Dukun by Dukun the götten veren August 12, 2021
hot dukuly
dukuly by blayyyyyje September 25, 2021