Drop a duke

To take a shit, usually an especially large one at that.

Every morning I drop a duke, eat cereal, then shower.

by Luke Alden April 22, 2006

Poop a duke

This happens when you hold it in too long and it has built up inside and has become hard to get out. But when it dose come out it hurts your whole body.

Guy1: you took a while in there you good?

Guy2: no man my body hurts I think I pooped a duke. I didn’t think I’d poop a duke

by Tillergang360 March 26, 2019

Take A Duke

The action of deficating

Hey Yo! Be Right Back, I Gotsta Push Brown.

What? I gotta take a duke!

by The Duke! December 9, 2002

Blastin' a Duke

The art of sucessfully launching a long solid fully formed excretion from the anal cavity, which is in need of no wipping with toilet paper.

While camping you've accidently forgot to bring your toilet paper, this is when the talent of blastin' a duke comes in handy!

by John the Duke July 24, 2006

fakin' a duke

when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off

"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"

by eli jackson June 29, 2007

Pulling a Duke

choking, blowing and crying.

San Diego State lost in the Sweet 16 but at least lose by Pulling a Duke!

by UNCLover April 11, 2011

Rage A Duke

To take a big dump.

I will be right back, I gotta go Rage a Duke.

by Tony C January 9, 2004